Monday 15 April 2013

The Joke Is on Us


My maiden name is Myers
How many Myers Women does it take to drive a car in my mum’s home town?


Answer: 3
  • My sister clutching the wheel, drives in circles until she can find a parking spot where she can drive straight through to the next row. She refuses to back out of a parking space. She constantly asks,
“But, Mum, I need a street name or at least an idea of how far up this street I have to go.”

  • My 80-year old mother checking for traffic.
                             ”Emily, Emily, watch out! A car is coming!”
  • And finally me in the back seat with a map because my mother never learned the street names.
“But Mum, is it east or west? Do you at least remember the first letter of the street name.?”

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