We expect playful pranks from boys in their early teens because they delight in stretching the boundaries. Firecrackers offer many exciting possibilities to a creative thirteen year old.
My son, David, along with a neighbour wondered what would happen if they lit a couple of fire crackers and threw them into the family's country style mailbox. The result was even funnier than they imagined as the metal door flew up and slammed shut again with a loud clang. David and Riley doubled over with hoots of laughter.
The principal from the local public high school.
The boys noticed a car had stopped. They hopped on their bikes in a frenzy, rode down the long, curved, lane way to Riley's house and lunged through the front door. However, that did not curtail this conscientious educator; he backed up his station waggon, followed the boys right up to the house and rang the door bell. Riley's mum was mortified and the boys were embarrassed by his stern lecture.
David sheepishly recounted his adventure at the dinner table that night and we just shook our heads.
That incident was never repeated because David had been humiliated but firecrackers in the hands of one father led to sheer mayhem at our house a few years later.
We were barbecuing with a few other families . In the late afternoon, when the kids were getting restless and hungry, Pierre gathered the kids together, like he often did but this time he led them into the barnyard.
Why he lit firecrackers that were positioned in the middle of manure plops! We all heard the squeals and roars of approval from the kids. Before we knew what was happening, Pierre was paying the kids who dared to stand the closest to the smelly, disgusting explosions.We all shook our heads this time but smiled in spite of ourselves, wondering who was more mischievous, Pierre or the kids?
That was before we saw the kids close up. They were splattered with manure. Actually the foul smelling gunk that covered them wasn't even manure yet, it was fresh. The other mother's and I were desperate to bathe our kids before dinner but we simply rinsed out their hair, gave quick sponge baths and I scrambled to find clothes to fit everyone. Rhonda, Pierre's wife, fumed the loudest about stained clothing and Pierre looking sheepish, helped clean up his four small children.
I must admit that no one has forgotten "The Day Cow Pies Exploded ". My grown children still laugh in remembrance and I just mentally file that incident in the same category as "One Mud Bath a Year" and "One Spring Soaking a Year"(stories to follow). I suppose that day is another example of the freedom, joy and muck that a farm makes available to all playful kids, both short and very tall.
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